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Znany również jako: Jester Outfit Quest
Nagroda: Możliwość dołączenia do Gildii Błaznów i wykonania Jester Outfits Questu, Jester Staff, Jester Hat
Lokacja: Thais
Wymagany poziom: 30 (do ukończenia 40)
PACC: Tak
Potwory, które można napotkać po drodze: Rotworm, Dwarf Guard, Slime, Stalker, Orkowie, Minotaury, Małpy, Quara Constrictor lub Quara Constrictor Scout, ...
Legenda: Dołącz do Gildii Błaznów i poprzez robienie różnych dziwacznych żartów na terenie całej Tibii zdobądź możliwość noszenia błazeńskiego ubioru!


Wymagania


Rozpoczęcie

By wykonać misję musisz wybrać się do Zamku w Thais, na północnym-zachodzie od Depot. Znajdziesz tam błazna NPC Bozo.

Misja 1 - First Mission

Porozmawiaj z Bozo:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: Join
  • Bozo: Do you wish to become a jester and join the fools guild?
  • Gracz: Yes
  • Bozo: So you want to make a total fool of yourself? Fine with me, but note that becoming a real fool means more than being just an ordinary fool ...
Nieudana próba ścięcia kwiatka.
Kiedy nam się uda, tracimy nóż, a kwiatek pojawia się na ziemi.
  • Bozo: You will have to master a whole series of challenging, lengthy and, above all, totally foolish quests ...
  • Bozo: Are you sure you want to waste a part of your limited lifetime on a quest that makes a fool of yourself and which might award you with the prestigious title of a grand foolin a far away future?
  • Gracz: Yes
  • Bozo: What a foolish decision! You are indeed a worthy candidate! But let's talk about business ...
  • Bozo: Being a jester is not just about telling jokes. A good jester heavily relies on requisites ...
  • Bozo: Getting some requisites will be your first job. First of all we need a good supply of water squirt flowers ...
  • Bozo: I'm making them on my own in my spare time but I need the right material. South of Thais, next to the Whiteflower Temple, you will find the ideal flowers ...
  • Bozo: Take a kitchen knife, cut the thickest and healthiest flower and bring it here. Then talk to me about your mission.
  • Gracz:Bye
  • Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

Twoim pierwszym zadaniem będzie zdobycie białego kwiatka do zrobienia tryskającego wodą bukietu-niespodzianki.

Aby zdobyć tę roślinę, musisz udać się do White Flower Temple World Map. Gdy już tam trafisz użyj Kitchen Knife na White Flower.


Wracaj teraz do Bozo i powiedz:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: Mission
  • Bozo: Do you have a fitting flower for me?
  • Gracz: Yes
  • Bozo: Indeed. This flower will do the trick, so to say. Just ask me about another mission whenever you're ready.

Misja 2 - That stinks!

Najpierw poproś o misję:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: Mission
  • Bozo: The next task will be a bit more difficult. I pride myself on being the major manufacturer of stink bombs in whole Tibia. Stop chuckling you fool aspirant ...
  • Bozo: The worst part is getting the perfect stench. Whenever a slime dies, it leaves a noxious gas cloud ...
  • Bozo: If you are able to collect its scent in the first few seconds after the slime's death, we have the ideal substance to create dozens of stink bombs ...
  • Bozo: Take this special vial and fill it with the perfect stench. Then return here and we will talk about your mission.
Po zebraniu szlamu, fiolka pojawi się na ziemi, a my znikniemy w obłokach gazu.
  • Gracz:Bye
  • Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!

Teraz Bozo chce żebyśmy dostarczyli mu specjalną fiolkę z gazem szlamu do produkcji śmierdzących bomb. Po zabiciu jednego, szybko używamy na nim specjalnej fiolki.


Gdy już zdobędziemy gaz, należy wrócić do Bozo i powiedzieć:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: Mission
  • Bozo: Do you have acquired the exquisite stench we need?
  • Gracz: Yes
  • Bozo: Ugh. You got some efficient stuff there. I have to admit you have a talent for such distasteful matters. Perhaps you feel ready for another mission. Just ask me about it.

Misja 3 - A Piece of Cake

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: Mission
  • Bozo: I think you're ready for a small promotion. Provided that you finish another mission, that is ...
  • Bozo: As you might know, nothing helps you to break the ice so easily when you meet new people as a pie thrown in the face ...
  • Bozo: Of course, this habit leads to a dramatic shortage of pies now and then. And that's what we need you for. Mirabell in Edron creates the most creamy and sticky pies in theworld ...
  • Bozo: Get me a dozen of them, this means 12, you fool. Then report to me about your mission.
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  • Gracz: Bye
  • Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!
Rozmowa z Mirabell.

Do tej misji potrzeba nam będzie 24 sztuki mąki. Możemy ją zdobyć poprzez ścięcie zboża za pomocą kosy lub kupić gotowe zboże na farmie w Thais u rolnika Donald McRonald za 1 gp.


Gdy już zaopatrzymy się w zboże musimy udać się do młynu by przerobić je na mąkę. Gdy już wszystko mamy, należy popłynąć do Edron i skierować się do Mirabell i porozmawiać z nią w następujący sposób.


  • Gracz: Hi
  • Mirabell: Welcome to the Horn of Plenty, Gracz.
  • Gracz: pies
  • Mirabell: Due to the high demand, I sell them only in boxes of 12 pies. So if you want to buy my delicious cake, you'll have to order 12 pies.
  • Gracz: 12 pies
  • Mirabell: Oh you've heard about my excellent pies, didn't you? I am flattered. Unfortunately I'm completely out of flour. I need 2 portions of flour for one pie. Just tell me when you have enough flour for your pies.
  • Gracz: Flour
  • Mirabell: Do you bring me the flour needed for your pies?
  • Gracz: Yes
  • Mirabell: Excellent. Now I can start baking the pies. As you helped me, I will make you a good price for them.

Dowiadujemy się że Mirabell sprzedaje ciasta, tylko w paczkach po 12 sztuk, akurat tyle ile nam trzeba. Na jedno ciasto musimy przynieść 2 sztuki mąki. Jeśli wszytko mamy, rozmawiamy z nią:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Mirabell: Welcome to the Horn of Plenty, Gracz.
  • Gracz: Boxes of 12 pies
  • Mirabell: For 12 pies this is 240 gold. Do you want to buy them?
  • Gracz: Yes
  • Mirabell: Here they are. Wait! Two things you should know: Firstly, they won't last long in the sun so you better get them to their destination as quickly as possible ...
  • Mirabell: Secondly, since my pies are that delicious it is forbidden to leave the town with them. We can't afford to attract more tourists to Edron.
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  • Gracz: Bye
  • Mirabell: Come back soon, traveller.

Dostajesz skrzynkę z ciastkami.

Pamiętaj, jakakolwiek próba przejścia obok Strażnika Edron, podróż dywanem czy wysłanie ich pocztą, spowoduje, że ciastka będą zniszczone i niezdatne do spożycia. Trzeba pieszo przez jaskinie rotwormów iść na Cormaya'e potem z Cormaya'i parowcem do Kazordoon i z Kazordoon do Thais.


Konczymy misję mówiąc do błazna:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: Mission
  • Bozo: So do you bring me a box full of pies?
  • Gracz: Yes
  • Bozo: Excellent. Poor Harsky, poor Stutch. They will mourn the day they dared to yawn during a performance of the magnificent Bozo ...
  • Bozo: However, I grant you the title of 'Fool in Training' for your efforts. Just don't let it go to your head and don't use this highly spiritual title to show off ...
  • Bozo: If you are interested in another mission, talk to me.

Misja 4 - Fool Spirits

Zaopatrujemy się w viale i idziemy do karczmy Froda w Thais. Napełniamy 18 viali winem, które znajduje się w beczkach. Teraz wracamy do Bozo i wręczamy mu je słowami:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Gracz: Mission
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Idziemy do Xodeta w Thais(jest on w Magic Shopie). Przed sklepem stoi skrzynka. Podmień ją na tą, którą dostałeś od Boza, a następnie wróć do niego.


Oddaj mu skrzynię słowami:

  • Gracz: hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: mission
  • Bozo: Do you bring me Xodet's exchanged crate?
  • Gracz: yes
  • Bozo: I see. I guess we can expect a few drunken mages soon! Am I mistaken or are you up for some more challenging missions? Just askme about if you feel foolish enough.


Misja 5 - Watch out for the fool

Rozmawiamy:

  • Gracz: hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz': mission
  • Bozo: I have a fine prank in mind but without proper preparation, you'd end up hacked in pieces by the dwarfs. By chance I found out about an artefact that might save the day ...
  • Bozo: There is a mysterious tower, known as Triangle Tower, north of Jakundaf Desert. In this tower, you will find a magic watch that we need for our dangerous fun ...
  • Bozo: Well, I'll have the fun and you'll have the danger but you can view it from a positive side - view it from my side for instance. Now get that watch and report about your mission.

Idziemy do Triangle Tower. Wchodzimy na trzecie pietro, przechodzimy przez drzwi ze świecącą się klamką. Bierzemy ze skrzynki Magiczny Zegarek. Wracamy do Bozo, pisząc:

  • Gracz: hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: mission
  • Bozo: Did you get the watch?
  • Gracz: yes
  • Bozo: Oh boy, you will have so much fun with that watch if they don't catch and kill you. I envy you so much ...
  • Bozo: So listen my little fool, this watch has the power to advance you in time. It will come in handy when you are stealing the beard of the dwarven emperor ...
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  • Bozo: Oh, come on, don't faint like some baby. It's perfectly safe with that watch ... well, almost. You sneak into the emperor's bedroom when it's empty. Use the watch directly beside the bed's pillow ...
  • Bozo: This should advance you in time. You will appear next to the sleeping emperor. His guards will be outside so they shouldn't bother you. Use a sharp kitchen knife to cut off his beard ...
  • Bozo: Then quickly use the watch again to advance in time once more. You should appear at a time when everybody has left the room...
  • Bozo: Sneak out and come here to report about your mission. As the watch will only work those 2 times, make sure that you've got the beard when returning here.
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Razem z zegarkiem udajemy się do Kazordoon. Wchodzimy do sypialni Imperatora Kruzaka (Należy pamiętać, że czasami drzwi te mogą być zamknięte. Trzeba wtedy zaopatrzyć się w klucz, który znajduje się w skrzynce nie daleko drzwi).


Stajemy obok poduszki i używamy zegarka. Cofamy się w czasie. Używamy noża (można go wziąć ze skrzynki obok) i golimy brodę śpiącego krasnoluda.
(Ciekawostka:Krasnal, którego brodę odcięliśmy to ojciec Imperatora Kruzaka.

Zabijamy strażnika, który się pojawi i bierzemy brodę z ziemi.


Ponownie używamy zegarka przy poduszce. Przenosi nas w świat rzeczywisty. Wracamy do Bozo i dajemy mu brodę:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: mission
  • Bozo: Did you get the beard?
  • Gracz: yes
  • Bozo: You got the beard and survived. I think for the first time in my whole life I'm impressed, no wait, it was just a stone in my shoe ...
  • Bozo: Still, as a small recognition of your accomplishments I'm willing to tell you how to get your own jester outfit. If you are interested in more fun and adventures, ask me for more missions.

Od teraz możemy zdobyć outfit Błazna.

Misja 6 - The queen of farts

Od razu bierzemy ze sobą 4 Skóry Minotaura i Pajęczą Nić by Bozo mógł on uszyć specjalną poduszkę.

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: mission
  • Bozo: You know, nothing has brought more fun and joy to humanity than the whoopee cushion. Its creation is a delicate matter though. Bring me 4 pieces of minotaur leather first and then lets talk about this mission.
  • Gracz: mission
  • Bozo: Do you have the four minotaur leathers?
  • Gracz: yes
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  • Bozo: Good, this was the first part. Now it gets difficult. To sew it together, we need a very fine yarn, as fine as the silk of a giantspider. Bring me some giant spider silk and talk to me about your mission.
  • Gracz: mission
  • Bozo: Do you have the spider silk with you?
  • Gracz: yes
  • Bozo: Let's see, a stitch here, a stitch there. Hey Presto! A whoopee cushion! Are you ready for the fun part? Then talk to me aboutyour next mission.
  • Gracz: mission
  • Bozo: Now that we have this whoopee cushion it would be a waste not to use it, don't you agree ...
  • Bozo: Don't speak! I already know what you have in your impish mind my friend and I agree fully. You will bring this cushion to Carlin and place it right on Queen Eloise's throne! Then return here and talk to me about your mission.

Następnie błazen poprosi cię o zaniesienie tej poduszki do Królowej Eloise w Carlin (musisz użyć poduszki na jej tronie).

Gdy to zrobisz, wróć do Bozo i powiedz o swojej misji.


Misja 7 - For your mice only

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
  • Gracz: mission
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  • Bozo: The time has come to play a prank on some arrogant Venorean. I found out that Carina, the jeweller, is terribly afraid of mice ...
  • Bozo: Your task is quite easy. Steal the toy mouse of Queen Eloise's cat and show it to Carina in Venore to scare her to death. Then report about your mission.
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Twoim zadaniem jest przestraszenie Cariny, jubilerki w Venore. Musisz znów udać się do zamku w Carlin. Zejdź pod ziemię do pokoju kota królowej. Użyj kosz do spania i zabierz mysz. (uwaga, w tym samym momencie pojawi się Kitty, można się go pozbyć odchodząc pod drzwi - zniknie)


Idziemy do Cariny i mówimy do niej:

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Carina: Welcome, Player. I am looking forward to trade with you.
  • Gracz: Mouse
  • Carina: Wha ... What??? Are you saying you've seen a mouse here??
  • Gracz: Yes
  • Carina: IIIEEEEEK!

Następnie wróć do Bozo po następną misją.

Misja 8 - Smoking is a foolish thing

Bozo poprosi cię o dostarczenie łatwopalnej siarki. Udaj się do tunelu między Fibulą a kontynentem i użyj łyżki na wygasłym kraterze.

Wróć do błazna i oddaj mu siarkę. Nastepnie udaj się na Tiquande z nożem kuchennym i znajdz krzak o nazwie Jungle Dweller Bush (na zachód od depo), zetnij z rośliny kilka aromatycznych liści, po czym wróć do Bozo.

Jungle Dweller Bush

Z tych składników Bozo zrobi Cygaro, które dostaniemy gdy znowu zapytamy go o misję.

Udajemy się z nim do Liberty Bay, do Theodora Lovelessa.

Misja 9 - A fool's bargain

Pytamy o następną misję. Musimy napełnić viala krwią stalkera. Wracamy i meldujemy się u Bozo.

Znowu pytamy o misje i udajemy się na svargrond, Calasse, Frozen Trench, zatopioną dzielnice Yalaharu lub do jednej z klatek w dzielnicy rozrywkowej Yalaharu. Możemy tez poczekać na najazd Quar w Liberty Bay. Musimy zabić Quara Constrictora i napełnić Special Flask tuszem z jej ciała. Dostarczamy Bozu składniki z których zrobi znikający atrament.

Udajemy się oszukać Sama w Thais. Rozmawiamy o kontrakcie:
Gracz: hi
Sam: Welcome to my shop, adventurer Gracz!
Gracz: 2000 steel shields
Sam: What? You want to buy 2000 steel shields??
Gracz: yes
Sam: I can't believe it. Finally I will be rich! I could move to Edron and enjoy my retirement! But ... wait a minute! I will not start working without a contract! Are you willing to sign one?
Gracz: yes
Sam: Fine! Here is the contract. Please sign it. Talk to me about it again when you're done.

Dostajemy kontrakt, podpisujemy go "signed contract".

Gracz: contract
Sam: Have you signed the contract?
Gracz: yes
Sam: Excellent! I will start working right away! Now that I am going to be rich, I will take the opportunity to tell some people what I REALLY think about them!

Wracamy do Bozo po następną misję.

Misja 10 - A Sweet Surprise

Porozmawiaj z Bozo:

Gracz: mission
Bozo: This time I have no real mission for you, rather a small errand. I bet you had expected some dangerous and exhausting quest but since I like you so much, I make it veeeeery easy for you ...
Bozo: Here are some cookies. Beware though, those are exploding confetti cookies. You will have to deliver them to 10 special persons, then return to me and report about your mission. Seems easy, doesn't it? Are you going to accept this mission?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Great! That's the word of a true fool! Maybe you want to write the names down. Here we go: Deliver a cookie to: ...
Bozo: The pompous hero Avar Tar in Edron, Simon the greedy beggar on Fibula, the pirate Ariella on the Shattered Isles, the dubious Lorbas next to the ruins of the Dark Cathedral, King Markwin in the underground city Mintwalin ...
Bozo: The shaman Hjaern on the ice island Nibelor, the witch Wyda in the Green Claw Swamp, the ape Hairycles in the jungle city Banuta ...
Bozo: The orc king in the orc fortress Uldrek's Rock and the last one to EITHER Yaman, the green djinn, OR, Nah'Bob, the blue djinn ...
Bozo: A piece of cake isn't it? Did you take notes? If you need the list again, just ask me for it. Otherwise leave now and report about the mission whenever you're done.
Gracz: bye
Bozo: Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!


Musimy rozdać 10 ciastek. Możemy je rozdawać w różnej kolejności.
1) Avar Tar - Edron
2) Simon the Beggar - Fibula
3) Ariella - Meriana
4) Lorbas - Niedaleko Dark Cathedral
5) Markwin - Mintwallin
6) Hjaern - Nibelor
7) Wyda - Green Claw Swamp
8) Hairycles - Banuta
9) The Orc King - Orc Fortress
10) Yaman, lub Nah'Bob


Gracz: hi
Avar Tar: Greetings, traveler Gracz!
Gracz: cookie
Avar Tar: Do you really think you could bribe a hero like me with a meagre cookie?
Gracz: yes
Avar Tar: Well, you won't! Though it looks tasty ...What the ... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THIS IS THE ULTIMATE INSULT! GET LOST!


Gracz: hi
Simon the Beggar: Hello Gracz. I am a poor man. Please help me.
Gracz: cookie
Simon the Beggar: Have you brought a cookie for the poor?
Gracz: yes
Simon the Beggar: Well, it's the least you can do for those who live in dire poverty. A single cookie is a bit less than I'd expected, but better than ... WHA ... WHAT?? MY BEARD! MY PRECIOUS BEARD! IT WILL TAKE AGES TO CLEAR IT OF THIS CONFETTI!


Gracz: hi
Ariella: Hi there.
Gracz: cookie
Ariella: So you brought a cookie to a pirate?
Gracz: yes
Ariella: How sweet of you ... Uhh ... OH NO ... Bozo did it again. Tell this prankster I'll pay him back.


Gracz: hi
Lorbas: Be greeted, dear traveller.
Gracz: cookie
Lorbas: You want me to eat this cookie?
Gracz: yes
Lorbas: Well, you don't mind if I play around with this antidote rune a bit ... UHHH, YOU LOU ... uhm that was so ... funny, haha ... ha. Mhm,you better leave now.


Gracz: hi
Markwin: Oh, it's you again. What do you want, hornless messenger?
Gracz: cookie
Markwin: You bring me ... a cookie???
Gracz: yes
Markwin: I understand this as a peace-offering, human ... UNGH ... THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS MEANS WAR!!!


Gracz: hi
Hjaern: Be greeted.
Gracz: cookie
Hjaern: You want to sacrifice a cookie to the spirits?
Gracz: yes
Hjaern: In the name of the spirits I accept this offer ... UHNGH ... The spirits are not amused!


Gracz: hi
Wyda: What? A mundane talking to me? Amusing.
Gracz: cookie
Wyda: You brought me a cookie?
Gracz: yes
Wyda: Well, it's a welcome change from all that gingerbread ... AHHH HOW DARE YOU??? FEEL MY WRATH!


Gracz: hi
Hairycles: Be greeted, friend of the ape people. If you want to trade, just ask for my offers. If you are injured, ask for healing.
Gracz: cookie
Hairycles: Oh you bring cookie for old Hairycles?
Gracz: yes
Hairycles: Thank you, you are ... YOU SON OF LIZARD!


Gracz: hi
The Orc King: Harrrrk! You think you are strong now? You shall never escape my wrath! I am immortal!
Gracz: cookie
The Orc King: You bring me a stinking cookie???
Gracz: yes
The Orc King: Well, I hope it stinks a lot. I like stinking cookies best ... BY MY THOUSAND SONS! YOU ARE SO DEAD HUMAN! DEAD!


Gracz: hi
Nah'Bob/Yaman: <Sighs> Another customer! I've only just sat down! What is it, Gracz?/Well, if it isn't a human. Greetings, Gracz!
Gracz: cookie
Nah'Bob/Yaman: You brought cookies! How nice of you! Can I have one?
Gracz: yes
Nah'Bob/Yaman: You see, good deeds like this will ... YOU ... YOU SPAWN OF EVIL! I WILL MAKE SURE THE MASTER LEARNS ABOUT THIS!


Wróc do Bozo: Gracz: hi
Bozo: Hi there, how's it hanging, Gracz!
Gracz: mission
Bozo: Are you done with your little delivery mission?
Gracz: yes
Bozo: Indeed, you're done. By the way, you look a little bit tired and dirty. However, if you still have some power left, ask me aboutthe next mission.

Misja 11- The Final Foolishness

Musimy doręczyć Bozu 5 White Piece of Cloth z którego uszyje nam płótno. Uzywamy na ołtarzu niedaleko respawnu wyverny na Plague Spike.

Biała tkanina żółknieje. Teraz mamy zanieść Bale of Yellow Cloth Bozo. Uszyje nam on z tego Mummy Disguise.
Uwaga! Nie używaj go jeszcze!
Idziemy do Kazzana i używamy przebrania mummi (stajesz się na 10 sekund mumią). Zagadujemy do Kazzana :

  • Gracz: Hi
  • Kazzan: WAAAAAHHH!!!
Kazzan

Meldujemy się u Bozo. Dostajemy drugi addon i czapkę błazna